If you weren't a Badger what would you like to be?
One of Rio Ferdinand's corn rows.
Who wouldn't you want to be stuck on a desert island with?
Guardian Reader Graham Le Saux.
Favourite cricketer of all time?
Beefy Botham.
Favourite Edinburgh boozer?
Yates Wine Lodge.
Most memorable cricketing moment?
Beefy Botham putting Australia to the Sword at Headingly in 82.
Favourite Beatles song?
Let it be.
Favourite length of sideburns: Long, Medium or Short?
Long.
Favourite KB player ever?
K Man.
Team you would would least like to win the Six Nations (rugby)?
Ireland (Whilst in Dublin recently I was subject to one of the most ridiculous racist taunts ever when I was told that I had a 'fat norman' head).
Worst thing about cricket?
Playing at Seaton Carew in September with a sea fret coming in off the North Sea.
Least favourite alcoholic beverage?
Cider.
Most difficult opponent?
Mike Jayston (Emmerdale's Donald De Sousa). He bowls unbelievably slow and loopy off spin.
In the cartoon version of your life story, which cartoon character would play you?
Panthro off Thundercats.
What would you most like to see in a cricket tea?
A parmo.
If you had a superpower, what would it be?
The power to change history and to go back in time to 1066 to help my Saxon kinsmen defeat the fat headed normans.
If you were a type of biscuit / cake / pudding, what would it be?
Gariboldi.
Would you rather be too hot or too cold?
Too cold.
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